Mood: Daily Needs
Listening to: Kerli - Walking On Air
Reading: This. . .
Watching: The Screeeeen--
Playing: With my hair
[x] You have a penis//Virtual penis over 5 meters
[ ] You would prefer having a penis.
[/] You don't wear makeup.
[ ] You love sports.
[ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE.
[ ] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard etc.
[ ] You enjoy UFC fighting. //what UFC stands for?
[x] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child.
[x] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books.
[x] You like violent music.
[ ] You don't care how you smell.
[/] You look up to male role-models.
[x] You can relate to guy logic.
[ ] You speak man, as in tools, cars, etc.
[x] You like baggy clothes.
[x] You like a well tailored suit.
[x] You love memes.
[x] You like big dogs.
[x] Fedoras are cool.
[/] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works.
[x] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.
[/] You sit with your legs apart.
[/] You don't understand women.
[x] You rarely cry in front of people.
[x] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it.
[x] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, ect.
[/] You hold doors for women/disabled.
[ ] You brag about how much you can bench.
[ ] You have facial/chest hair.
[x] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.
[x] You have a vagina.
[ ] You would prefer having a vagina.
[/] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, ect.
[x] You wish you were thinner.
[ ] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon.
[/] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect. //Well not always but alot
[ ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, ect.
[x] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child.
[ ] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute.
[/] You are very self conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet.
[/] You look up to female role-models.
[x] You can relate to other women.
[/] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, etc.
[x] You like cute clothes.
[x] You love a nicely laced corset.
[x] You love to dye your hair.
[/] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything. // not everything.
[ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.
[/] You worry you'll never settle down and have children.
[/] You cross your legs and have good posture.
[x] The male brain is a mystery.
[x] You don't mind letting your feelings out.
[x] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.
[ ] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with your bare hands. //ehh....
[ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology.
[x] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles. //that too
[x] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over.
[x] You love cute little animals.
[x] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed.
Total: 18 ˝